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TROLLEY
CAT

I got in the minecart a long time ago. I never got out. The rails go everywhere, so I have been everywhere.

THE ROUTE SO FAR

I do not steer. I do not brake. The cart decides, and I have made my peace with that.

Trolley Cat rolling through a mineshaft past a creeper and an enderman STOP 01 - THE MINES

Found diamonds on day one. Could not pick them up. I am a cat. The creeper hissed, I did not blink, we rolled on.

Trolley Cat in the middle of a renaissance painting surrounded by saints STOP 02 - A PAINTING, SOMEHOW

At some point the rails went straight through a renaissance painting. The saints had a lot of questions. I had none. Beautiful country though.

Trolley Cat riding underwater past villagers and fish STOP 03 - THE OCEAN FLOOR

The rails kept going underwater, so we went underwater. I held my breath for what felt like a week. The villagers just floated there, watching. Rude.

Trolley Cat crossing a lava lake in the Nether with ghasts above STOP 04 - THE NETHER

Took one wrong turn and ended up here. It was warm. The ghasts cried the entire time. I did not. Somebody in that cave had to stay professional.

Trolley Cat riding through The End past the dragon STOP 05 - THE END

Reached The End. It was not the end. The rails kept going, so I kept going. The dragon waved. I think we are friends now.

THE RAILS KEEP GOING.
SO DO I.
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